Video: Torres stopped the universe! "El Nino" unlocked himself after 904 minutes

The team Chelsea London defeated on Saturday, at home, with 3-0 (1-0), the band West Ham United in a match in the XXXIV stage of the English championship . If you saw a little man made of gingerbread riding a unicorn singing party songs while urinating of joy do not panic,it's not because you forgot the gas open, it's because Fernando Torres scored his first goal after the transfer to Chelsea.

Yes, at last, after agonizing 904 minutes, the planets were aligned, exclusively for "El Nino" , has blinded for a moment the people of West Ham's defense and the gate sizes were increased when the striker kicked.

It was a unique moment in which a huge amount of energy released, a moment which affected a small part of the Universe:

- Fossils of dinosaurs have been revived for a short time, at dozens of layers of soil depth (Unfortunately for them, they were too far away to hear the cries of joy at Stamford Bridge and too ignorant to understand the concept of football)
-The Sun cried
-The Moon got worryingly close Earth, but only at the goal
- The city of Liverpool gave the feeling that it is not interested by this success
- Piles of money have suffered spontaneous combustion and turned into fried chicken
- A lightning struck itself first and then a child in Africa, giving him supernatural powers
- Chelsea's players have made a huge pile over Fernando Torres, trying somehow to become a Transformer made out of people.

At the end of the game" the hero" Fernando said: "When I signed with Chelsea I did not expect to take so long to score the first goal for the team. I thank my colleagues who were with me. Now that there is no pressure, I hope you score more and more. There hasn't been a difficult period for me, everyone has shown me patience, so I think it was harder for them. "